drivenbydreams:

ven0moth:

PROOF THAT I LITERALLY CANNOT WIN ANYTHING

LMFAO ARE YOU FUCKING ME

(via tightvaginas)

zackisontumblr:

damnit meredith

zackisontumblr:

damnit meredith

(Source: thebisexualblogger, via tightvaginas)

lilcochina:

Me af

lilcochina:

Me af

(Source: rihannainfinity, via ugly)

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via ugly)

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(Source: doll-ballet, via ugly)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via ugly)

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

(via ugly)

(Source: ruineshumaines, via ugly)