necromancer:

what a sweet piece of ass

necromancer:

what a sweet piece of ass

(via abunchofscaryblackpeople)

dankotaxvx:


hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova, via abunchofscaryblackpeople)

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

(via piercingsandink)

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u, via pizza)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via ugly)

oasisjpg:

im laughing so much

oasisjpg:

im laughing so much

(via tightvaginas)

(Source: justinscrew, via ugly)

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(via tightvaginas)

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via melochupas)

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

(via tightvaginas)